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spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

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aysiel:

But no really, everyone’s always standing so fucking close like hello ever heard of personal space

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barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

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hellhog:

starborn-vagaboo:

viergacht:

five-years-gone:

hadesleprechaun:

Godzilla - Our best looks so far

Honestly I have no idea how the film could possibly end good, what the hell can even stop this thing?

Because Godzilla’s the good guy!

SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
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apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

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# wHAT
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ipoophere:

2 busy training pokemon 2 fight the titan

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

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# me
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psirensonzai:

Why am I laughing so hard